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To
John McCain:
Why don't you run for President again in 2016?

"There is no education
in the second kick of a mule."

 

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Henny Youngman, a post-war Borscht Belt comedian
sitting on the stoop at the Friars Club
shouted at my patient
who was walking to work:
"Hey Buddy, can you spare a dollar for a shine?"
- they became good friends and their daughters became best friends

 

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Author unknown: "Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?"

 

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